В марте я писала о том, что драммер MORBID ANGEL Пит Сандовал перенес сложную операцию на позвоночнике и временно выпал из активной жизни группы. Сообщила о нем еще пару фактов. Но самого главного тогда не знала. Сконтачившись с Питом в фэйсбуке и пожелав ему скорейшего выздоровления, получила от него несколько ответных писем… после чего вопрос, отчего за 22 года стучания в «морбидах» один из самых техничных и неординарных драммеров современности давал интервью лишь несколько раз, отпал сам собой. Все просто: оказалось, что Пит Сандовал — идиот. Или успешно им прикидывается.
Итак. На сегодняшний день этому уроженцу Сальвадора 46 лет. И вот что он позволяет себе писать (письмо номер 2):
«hey? it’s me again:) tell me sexual slave girl ( and loving it :)…
Tell me if u got my previous super long letter???? r u into sexual plays, games, fantasies? toys? mmmmmm r u into lingerie as much as I am into? I even love putting on your previous sexy and sweet pussy smelling panties of yours :) hell yah! but??? I don’t even know what exactly you’re into??? so I’ll leave it up to you to answer me and and let me know about your explosions!!!! and i’m sure they are! :)))) mmmmm»
А теперь письмо номер один… нервным не читать. В качестве предисловия лишь скажу, что после пожелания выздоровления я в финале вежливо написала «best regards, yours, Anastasiya».
«OH YEAH? MINE??? ESTA BELLEZA? SURE?? YOU’RE MINE??? IS THAT RIGHT?? AND THE MOST EXCITING ES K ESTAS EN ESO DE LO DE DOMINATRIX Y JUEGOS DE FANTASIA SEXUAL HA??
OR I UNDERSTOOD WRONG??? WELL? WHICHEVER IT IS; I WELCOME YOU INTO MY SUPERIOR, EXPERIMENTAL, FUN, AND, INTRIGUING, LOVING AND MMMMMM WELL? I’M A GEMINE:) SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW DOUBLE PLEASURE I MUST BE! :) YEAH!…..AND MY SENSUAL AND SEXUAL FANTASIES! WELL? THAT’S WHY I SAID ALL THIS?? YOUR PICTURE IS LIKE YOU COULD BE MY PRECIOUS, HOT AND HORNY PRETTY SEXUAL MISTRESS AND MMMMM SEEMS LIKE YOU’RE INTO SLAVERY OR SMTH.??? ‘CAUSE OF THE LONG BRUTAL SEXY CHAIN YOU GOT AROUND YOUR NECK :)… AND BEING PULLED BY YOUR MASTER AND LOVER!….WHOEVER THAT MIGHT BE? I HOPE IT IS A TYPE OF DOMINATOR WOMAN?..YEAH?? A LESBIAN GAME! :) I LOVE IT! IT’S MY FAVORITE! WATCHING 2 BEAUTIFUL SEXY GORGEOUS, LUSCIOUS LESBIANS HOTMAMAS,,,,PLAYING LIKE KIDS WITH TOYS :)
YEAH BUT THESE TOYS ARE FOR HAVING THE MOST FUN AND FORT SATISFYING YOUR HUNGER IN YOUR SWEET HORNY HOT PUSSY AND BUTTHOLE :) HELL YEAH!!! AND YOUR PRECIOUS DELICIOUS SEXY ASS! :) MMMM I’M GETTING CRAZY HERE? :/ ==OH WELL MAMASITA RICA! TELL ME WHAT U THINK OF MY LETTER :) I THINK IT’S CLEAR TO UNDERSTAND THE NEED OF LOVE! SPECIALLY THE NEED OF BEING SATISFIED AT THE MAXIMUM! I LIKE WHAT I SEE :0 ! YOUR STYLE! AND I HOPE YOU’RE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS WONDERFUL MATTER! AND IF U NEED A REAL MASTURBATOR A PLEASER OR PERHAPS SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH?? WOULD YOU LIKE TO DRESS UP SOMEONE AS SEXY AS ME??? MMM THAT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL 4 ME! :) AND BEEN OPEN TO ANY( OPEN LESBIAN TO LESBIAN! BUT??? THIS ONE?? WITH A HUGE COCK AND A NICE SEXY BUTT!! AND 2 LONELY BUT FULL OF SPERM PETE’S BALLS!
FANTASIES..OHHHHHHHHH YEAH! I KNOW YOU MIGHT THINK I’M WEIRD OR SMTH.??? BUT LISTEN?? EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD, ARE DOING AND ENJOYING ALL KINDS OF SEXUAL FANTASIES! BUT THEY’RE LOCKED IN THEIR ROOMS AND NOBODY KNOWS NOTHING! OF COURSE! WE CAN’T SEE ANYTHING THAT’S THE WAY TO DO IT! JUST YOU AND I :)…AND THE WORLD GOES AROUND AND AROUND.. AND THAT’S WHY I’VE BEEN OPEN TO YOU AND HONEST ABOUT MY DESIRES AND FANTASIES :) BUT CAREFUL PLEASE?? DON’T TELL OR SHOW THIS TO ANYBODY PLEASE? AFTER ALL? IT’S ONLY BETWEEN YOU AND I …..SO LET’S KEEP IT THAT WAY OK BABY? LUSCIOUS MAMASITA!!! MMM HOW I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A FANTASY WITH YOU…BUT???? YOU MIGHT BE TAKEN ANYWAYS?…SO I JUST WISH YOU THE BEST HAPPINESS.
I WISH YOU THE BEST AND DON’T FORGET ABOUT ALL THE WONDERFUL FANTASIES THAT YOU COULD ENJOY ON YOUR OWN OR WITH SOMEONE ELSE???? MMMMMMMMM :O…..SO LONG MY NEW GREAT SPECIAL FRIEND! :) THERE MIGHT BE SMTH!
EXCITING AND SO DAMN SPECIAL IN BETWEEN OUR LIVES DEAR!!! :) SO LET ME TELL U? IF U WOULD LIKE TO GO FORWARD WITH OUR NICE HOT CONVERSATION? TELL ME! :)
OR TELL ME THAT IT’S NICE TO MEETING ME AND THAT WE CAN ONLY RESPECT EACHOTHER AND THAT YOU HAVE SOMEONE!!!! I’LL BE HAPPY FOR YOU REGARDLESS! :)
BUT WHEN I SEE YOUR PICTURE? MMMM IT SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE IS PULLING YOU BY THE CHAIN :))) WOW!! I HOPE IS ANOTHER SEXY WOMAN? AND BTW?? DO U HAVE ANY VIDEOS OR MORE PHOTOS? AND REALLY SHOWING WHAT YOU REALLY DO! WELL? I MUST STOP NOW!! YOU’LL PROBABLY NOT EVEN READINGH THE WHOLE LETTER! :(
BUT OH WELL? I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU CRAZY SPECIAL SEXY LITTLE THING CALLED???????? MMMMMM DON’T KNOW YET! :? KISSES ALL OVER!!!! HAHAHAHHA I’M BAD! AND I’M CURIOUS ABOUT YOU!!!!! I HOPE YOU ARE WHAT I THINK YOU ARE! :) ….WOW! GOOD DAY!!!! WAITING 4 YOUR EXCITING LETTER!!! MMMMMM CAN’T WAIT WHAT U THINK OF ME AND OF ALL OF THIS THAT I’VE TALKED ABOUT! Y3AH BABY MY FANTASIES WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOU! UHHHHHHHHHHHH
YOURS! BUT REALLY YOURS IF YOU WANT ME???? ;) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA SO LONG MAMASITA RICA!!!! :)
YOURS PETE ‘COMMANDO» SANDOVAL AND HIS OVERWHELMING LIFE AND BRAIN!!!!!!!!
YOUR HORNY AND LONELY FRIEND!: (((
PETE SANDOVAL»
Воот. Далее пришло письмо номер три, в котором он попросил сказать, что я думаю по поводу всех этих посланий. Ну… я предположила, что побочное действие лекарств, видимо, дало осложнение на мозг.
Такая, в общем, получилась история. И знаете, что хуже всего? У меня есть доказательства, что это действительно Сандовал. Не фэйк. Разве что кто-то взломал профиль…